Lazy bones

Presenting- Lazy bones. Everything that you've wanted to know, but didn't know who to ask. 

The French author Jules Renard once wrote, "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." Comic strip Blondie once had Dagwood Bumstead offer this bit of humorous wisdom about laziness, “You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't.”

Laziness, is the tendency to do nothing in the face of opportunity.Because no action is required in the sin of laziness, it is one of the easiest of the seven deadly sins to commit. Unlike with pride, envy, anger, greed, gluttony and lust, sloth is performed through a passive response.

Now that you have some insight about what laziness is, and what laziness does, let's move on to the Attributes of lazy people. People who are feeling lazy don't have that innate human desire to move any of their muscles or bones. All that they want from life is to lie there, do nothing with their lives, and be fed on time.

Everyone has heard the fable of Master Adam, Miss Eve and the sinful Apple. But not many know that in the fit of rage, God momentarily gave up on mankind and said "Thou shalt be lazy. Chickens will cross roads, and thou shalt just sit there and watch them in the act". 

Scientists have tried hard to understand the causes of laziness but their dianosis so far is majorly inconclusive and conflicting reports have been circulating in the media. Some say that one and a half cups of coffee to which two spoons of skimmed milk has been added, does it. Other blame it on the weather.Too much of heat, or too little of it could cause the human body to remain in inertia of rest. What could get it moving. Little.Some studies also suggest that too little rest could provoke the human body into it. No one has been able to find out what causes it. No one even knows how to get out of it. So basically right now the medical community is of the opinion that inadequate rest, junk food, and no exercise could cause symptoms which closely resemble laziness.

As you can quite make out, I am too busy killing time.Yours and my own. One line of advise though. Don't bother lazy people. Just let them be. For their peace of mind and yours. When nature will will it, they shall come back to their productive selves. Nature does this balancing act at times. If everyone were to be his or her productive self at all times, there would be no work left to do. Like the ever depleting resources like coal and water, work would vanish from the face of this earth. It has to be used minimally. Hence the need for lazy people. A certain section of mankind has to remain switched off so that the other half can be switched on and optimise their use of natural and manmade resources.Already you can see work dwindling. Flying off shelves before you can as much as act. Life chooses the lazy. The lazy don't choose life. Life finds the lazy. The lazy find nothing. 

Addendum: I woke up with a message on my phone that said something to the effect of "Don't be a lazy bum today! Get up and hit the gym". I guess people loathe laziness and lazy people. I guess they are plain jealous or something. Alright.  People! Don't be lazy ok. If you should feel like it, give it another name, like fatigue, strain, sprain or some other medical jargon. If nothing else, atleast pretend to be busy!! ("I pretend to work here, they pretend to pay me" kinds :D )